Badass Elopement Photography for Everyone
For Adventurous Couples Seeking
Zero Cookie-Cutter Bullsh*t
Badass Elopement Photography for Everyone
How To Make An Elopement: A dollop of laughter, a sprinkle of adventure, and a hefy helping of love. Mix all of the ingredients and bake at Hell Yeah degrees forever.
13 Years Photographing
30+ Countries Visited
900+ Weddings and Elopements Photographed
What you need:
A badass elopement photographer in Austin (I travel anywhere, tbh) who will make you laugh in front of the camera, help you on this adventure, and of course, deliver custom artwork that will make you *feel* things.
What we have:
Expert-level skills brandished like a sword, cutting through nervousness and awkwardness like butta’. I gotchu, don’t worry! It might be your first rodeo, but I’ve been riding wedding broncos like it’s nothin’.
Clients With Benefits
GOOD TIMES
Let’s hang out bébé and get to know each other!
SUPA' FAST
We never take longer than 30 days for weddings and never more than 14 days for portraits.
TRAVEL
Don’t worry! We aren’t just wedding photographers in Austin We travel everywhere!
PRINT ART
Yes, it’s perfectly okay to blow up your massive heads and hang it on the walls. It’ll make you smile—swearsies.
INCLUSIVITY
We are LGBT-owned and open to all forms of meatsuits, orientations, and preferences for pineapple on pizza (or lack thereof).
SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS
Help us stick it to The Man. F*ck the Patriarchy. Bigots need not apply.
If you’re here, it’s because you’re looking for an elopement photographer that you click with. Pun intended.
It isn’t just about snapshots on one of the biggest days of your life or trying to not sob in a corner because you hate attention. You want to show the world the amazing bond between you and your partner. It’s about the link between your current self and future self.
How will you care for your memories?
Do you envision art that is unique, miles above the rest?
Correct me if this assumption is wrong, but I’m betting that cookie-cutter *anything*.
The connection with my clients is of the utmost importance.
After 12 years of wedding photography experience (five in Hawaii and seven as a wedding photographer in Austin), it’s become abundantly clear that the relationship between us will need cultivation.
Don’t worry, this is the easy part! If you’re someone who cares about inclusivity, enjoys good conversation, and a fan of one or many Nerdoms, we’re going to be just fine! Nervous about being photographed? No sweat, I gotchu!
You’ll have my support and guidance throughout the entire journey of this experience. Some people also think I’m funny…that probably helps.
Just pretend I’m funny!
CLIENT LOVE
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